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Just for laughs , ENJOY YOURSELF.......

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia .........

He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's
coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him
& started a casual conversation.


**Malaysian:** 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
**Singaporean:** 'Of course'
**Malaysian:** 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The
crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into
croissants & sell them across to Singapore ..'


The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean
listened in silence.


**Malaysian:** 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'

**Singaporean:** 'Of course'
**Malaysian** (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a
container, recycle them, transform them into jam before we sell it
across to Singapore .'


This time,

the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'
**Malaysian:** 'Why, of course we do'
**Singaporean:** 'Do you wear protection?'
**Malaysian:** 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
**Singaporean:** 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?'
**Malaysian:** 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.'

**Singaporean:** 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts
them in a container, recycles them, melts them down into chewing gum &
sells them across to Malaysia.......and that's the real reason why we
banned chewing gum in Singapore.'

Pada kengkawan blogger kat malaysia mahupun singapore..jgnlaer terasa hati..
Bg KP x tahulaer betul ke tak, cuma sekadar hiburan aje tau